yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

WTF

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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unvocalise:

Too many nail polishes, not enough fingers :(

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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

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